|| 77% stardust, 24%human || meme queen wannabe that will occasionally try and give you unsolicited kind words. Yes I’m 24 nowđŸ˜©

tonyzaret:

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ad-wills:

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callese:

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drink some fucking water

thebigbiwolf:

the-frog-in-the-bog:

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”

charlesoberonn:

phoenixonwheels:

paddysnuffles:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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And if you’re into women instead of men, I have some great news: the same technique applies for seducing autistic women!

You can in fact use this method to seduce autistic people of all genders!

Honestly we should normalize this for allistic people too.

sirfrogsworth:

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Please pick all the tiles with a bus in them.

fromjannah:

Miles Morales with a heading saying "Area Teen Has Better Things To Do Than Kick Your Ass"ALT
Peter B Parker with "Wise, Thoughtful Elder Won't Put a Sock in It"ALT
Jefferson Davis/Morales with "If You're Like Me, You Love '80s Music and Haven't Spoken to Your Brother in 10 Years"ALT
Miguel O'Hara with "Insane Man Makes It Through Another Day Without Anyone Catching On"ALT
The Spot with "Man Reaches First of Dozens of Breaking Points to Come"ALT
Gwen Stacy with "Woman Embraces Holiday Spirit by Telling Strangers She Doesn't Speak to Her Family"ALT
Hobie Brown with "Know Any Good State Secrets?"ALT
Pavitr Prabhakar with "Sometimes I Feel Like I'm the Only One Who Gives a Shit About Rich, Lustrous Hair"ALT

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

vaspider:

charismat1c-megafauna:

sew-birb:

guerrillatech:

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My friend takes this one step further and refers completely accurately to his girlfriend Danielle as “My partner, Dan”

Also i hate to say it but for some people, boyfriend/girlfriend feels a bit juvenile, say, if youre over 30, or perhaps youve been with someone for a very long time and are committed life partners but not married for whatever reason. Maybe husband/wife feels a little watered down to you and you want to establish the equal nature of your relationship.

Partner is a wonderful word and it should be normalized.

We actively asked people to use “partner” because then using partner doesn’t out someone as queer, you absolute fucking cabbages.

It isn’t appropriation when people ask you to fucking do it.

niuniente:

“If you invite someone in your home and they start breaking things and insulting your decor, you don’t have to hate them, but you wouldn’t invite them into your home anymore. Boundaries are doing the same thing, except your home is your mind. Your home is your time and your life. Uninvite the guests who don’t know how to treat your home with respect.”

— Doe Zantamata